|THIS SHOULD END ALL 3 BEARS STORIES
Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small
chair at the table, he looks into his small bowl. It is empty. "Who's been
eating my porridge?!!", he squeaks.
Papa Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his
big chair. He looks into his big bowl, and it is also empty. "Who's been
eating my Porridge?!!,"he roars.
Momma Bear puts her head through the serving hatch
from the kitchen and yells, how many times do we have to go through this
with you idiots? It was Momma Bear who got up first, it was Momma Bear who
woke everyone in the house, it was Momma Bear who made the coffee, it was
Momma Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from last night, and put everything
away, it was Momma Bear who went out in the cold early morning air to fetch
the newspaper, it was Momma Bear who set the damn table, it was Momma Bear
who put the friggin cat out, cleaned the litter box, and filled the cat's
water and food dish, and, now that you've decided to drag your sorry
bear-asses downstairs, and grace Momma Bear's kitchen with your grumpy
presence, listen good, cause I'm only going to say this one more time.
"I HAVEN'T MADE THE FxxxxxG PORRIDGE YET !!
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