16. Your incessant "Heh, heh, he said, 'Buns.'" is really getting
on your supervisor's nerves.
15. What you thought was an innovative way to keep both you and the meat
patties warm turns out to violate several health codes.
14. Your salary just can't support that $200-a-night hooker habit.
13. Nomination as the Republican Party candidate just one big time conflict.
12. Boss fires your slacker butt after realizing that you're not "Herb"
11. Flame broiled, my ass! (No really, I flame broiled my ass!)
10. Latest inventory shows chocolate shake supplies usage has tripled
since you were hired and you need a bigger uniform every three days.
9. Those "special orders" not only upset you, they frickin'
piss you off!
8. You get caught asking customers in the men's room if they'd "like
to supersize that?"
7. Boss insistence on hairnets for your armpits was the last straw.
6. Some young punk with just three years on the job steals your assistant
fry boy position.
5. Just no fun anymore to get liquored up, head for the arches and kick
4. Arrested one too many times for using your "built-in organic
onion ring circumference measuring device."
3. "No shake for you, Lard Ass!" doesn't really reflect your
sincere concern about the customer's health.
2. You deep-fry your right arm, hoping it'll make you more "presidential."
1. When you hand out paper crowns to kids, you say, "Here you go,
now you're the King of the Snot-Nosed Little Bastards!"
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