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Top 10 Things NOT to Say to a Cop When You're Pulled Over

10. Back off Barney, I've got a piece.

9. Wanta race to the station, Sparky?

8. I know I was weaving, but I can't find the Honeycomb Hideout!

7. On the way to the station let's get a twelve pack.

6. You'll never get those cuffs on me...You Pussy!

5. Come on write the damn ticket, the bars close in 20 minutes!

4. Hey wasn't your daughter a pork queen?

3. How long is this going to take? Your wife is expecting me.

2. Hey officer is that your nightstick or are you just glad to see me?

1. I'm surprised you stopped me, Dunk'in Doughnuts has a three for one special!


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