|A man was about to tee off on the golf course when
he felt a tap on his shoulder & a man handed him a card that read "I am a
deaf mute. May I play through, please?"
The first man angrily gave the card back, and made it clear that, no, he may
NOT play through, and that his handicap did not give him such a right. The
first man whacked the ball onto the green & left to finish the hole.
Just as he was about to put his ball into the hole he was hit in the head
with a golf ball, laying him out cold. When he came to a few minutes later,
he looked around & saw the deaf mute sternly looking at him, one hand on his
hip, the other holding up 4 fingers.
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