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The "F Bomb" Throughout History

There are only eleven times in history when the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use. They are as follows:

11."What the @#$% do you mean we are sinking?"

-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

10. "What the @#$% was that?"

-- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"

-- Custer, 1877

8. "Any@#$%ing idiot could understand that."

-- Einstein, 1938

7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"

--Picasso, 1926

6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"

-- Pythagoras, 126 BC

5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"

-- Michelangelo, 1566

4. "Where the @#$% am I?"

-- Amelia Earhart, 1937

3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!"

-- Noah, 4314 BC

2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"

--Bill Clinton,1999 AND A DRUM ROLL PLEASE. . . . . . . . . . . . ..

1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad."

--Saddam Hussein,2003

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