15. CEO frequently overheard mumbling, "Eeny-Meeny-Miney-Moe."
14. Dr. Kervorkian hired as "Transition Consultant."
13. Windows 95 shutdown screen reads, "It's Now Safe to Start Looking
12. Company softball team down-sized to chess team.
11. Sudden proliferation of teen-age geek interns.
10. Your boss keeps asking you when he can "show your cubicle."
9. Company president now driving a Hyundai.
8. Annual company holiday bash moved from Sheraton banquet room to abandoned
7. Old Milwaukee is beer of choice at company picnics.
6. Guard at front desk nervously fingers his revolver whenever you pass
5. Giant yard sale in front of corporate headquarters.
4. Babes in Marketing suddenly start flirting with dorky personnel manager.
3. Employee Discount Days discontinued at Ammo Outlet.
2. Company dental plan now consists of pliers and string.
......and the number 1 sign Your Company is Planning a Layoff........
1. President begins weekly meetings, "Good morning, you ignorant
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