12. "Beverly Hills 90210.2" -- Bill is scammed out of his
billions by a midriff baring vixen, only to have the money restored by Dylan,
who somehow accomplishes this on a laptop while hanging around at the Peach Pit.
11. "Ally McBill" -- When Bill makes fun of the new
attorney's micro-miniskirts, she kicks his ass. Janet Reno guest stars.
10. "The Brady Bunch" -- Marsha doesn't think her new
boyfriend, Bill, is so groovy after he puts Bobby and Cindy's lemonade stand out
9. "One's Company" -- Deciding that less company is best
for him, zany Bill forces all his co-stars into early retirement.
8. "Petticoat Junction" -- The 3 girls from Hooterville
make plans to seduce the new computer guru in town but change their minds when
they hear the words "micro" and "soft."
7. "That 70's Show" -- When Bill gets his first summer
job programming in COBOL, Y2K hilarity ensues.
6. "Mork & Mindy" -- Mork's dweeby cousin, Dork from Ork,
5. "Love Boat" -- The crew watches in horror as Captain
Bill refuses to yield right-of-way to the oncoming supertanker USS Justice
4. "Everybody Loves Bill" -- Bill begins to suspect that
people love him for his money. Guest stars: Anne Nicole Smith, Carmen Electra,
and the guy who married Martha Raye
3. "I Dream of Billy" -- Major Gates discovers a genie
in a bottle who offers him the world; he refuses, saying, "I already own it!"
2. "Billigan's Island" -- Billigan builds a machine
which is sure to get the castaways off the island -- but it keeps crashing!
and Topfive.com's Number 1 Episode of a TV Sitcom
Starring Bill Gates...
1. "Family Matters" -- Urkel imagines what his adult
life would be like if he had been born Caucasian.
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